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Jun 26, 2009 14:25:45 GMT -5
Post by SomebodyWho on Jun 26, 2009 14:25:45 GMT -5
I found this one pretty funny: "Today, I went to a yard sale and found a cute plush duck. I sent a pic of it to my friend with the message "Jackpot!" I guess she didn't see the pic because she called me up all excited, thinking my boyfriend of 6 years finally proposed to me. "No, I said, I just found a big duck for $1." "
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Jun 26, 2009 14:27:19 GMT -5
Post by zzapper on Jun 26, 2009 14:27:19 GMT -5
Heheheheh yep!
I liked this one: Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
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Jun 26, 2009 14:51:38 GMT -5
Post by SomebodyWho on Jun 26, 2009 14:51:38 GMT -5
XD Lol! Hope that wasn't too public.
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Jun 26, 2009 14:53:37 GMT -5
Post by SomebodyWho on Jun 26, 2009 14:53:37 GMT -5
I found this one pretty amusing, but I think the guy was just plain cruel: "Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop."
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Jun 26, 2009 15:02:45 GMT -5
Post by zzapper on Jun 26, 2009 15:02:45 GMT -5
Well there was one along those lines that was really funny: My friend had recently hit a growth spurt and was now really tall and skinny. I was joking about how maybe a would get one two, she looked me up and down and gave me a hug. FML
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Jun 26, 2009 15:09:04 GMT -5
Post by SomebodyWho on Jun 26, 2009 15:09:04 GMT -5
awww XD thats what friends are for! destroying your self-esteem!
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Jun 26, 2009 15:14:21 GMT -5
Post by SomebodyWho on Jun 26, 2009 15:14:21 GMT -5
This is my favourite one so far: "Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing."
I also like this one: "Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment."
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Jun 26, 2009 15:23:00 GMT -5
Post by zzapper on Jun 26, 2009 15:23:00 GMT -5
My favorite isn't appropriate for polite society...
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Jun 26, 2009 15:34:21 GMT -5
Post by SomebodyWho on Jun 26, 2009 15:34:21 GMT -5
message me it XD?
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Jun 26, 2009 15:35:29 GMT -5
Post by zzapper on Jun 26, 2009 15:35:29 GMT -5
Sure Sure
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Jun 26, 2009 15:58:15 GMT -5
Post by SomebodyWho on Jun 26, 2009 15:58:15 GMT -5
"Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole."
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Jun 26, 2009 16:00:43 GMT -5
Post by zzapper on Jun 26, 2009 16:00:43 GMT -5
I do that sometimes...(I was stuck with a data transfer limit at one point yesterday (basically kills any streaming), so spent about an hour reading fmylife)
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Jun 28, 2009 10:38:38 GMT -5
Post by SomebodyWho on Jun 28, 2009 10:38:38 GMT -5
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Jun 28, 2009 12:34:52 GMT -5
Post by zzapper on Jun 28, 2009 12:34:52 GMT -5
He rode the failboat XP
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Jun 29, 2009 10:56:49 GMT -5
Post by zzapper on Jun 29, 2009 10:56:49 GMT -5
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