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Jun 29, 2009 13:05:44 GMT -5
Post by SomebodyWho on Jun 29, 2009 13:05:44 GMT -5
XD awesome QC was funny too
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Jun 29, 2009 13:25:42 GMT -5
Post by zzapper on Jun 29, 2009 13:25:42 GMT -5
I think I liked Dora with black hair better for some reason...
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Jun 29, 2009 14:01:30 GMT -5
Post by zzapper on Jun 29, 2009 14:01:30 GMT -5
Two good fmylife's today: Today, I sent pictures to my ex of me and my new boyfriend in bed. He sent them to my dad. FML
Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML
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Jun 29, 2009 14:04:44 GMT -5
Post by SomebodyWho on Jun 29, 2009 14:04:44 GMT -5
XD!
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Jul 5, 2009 15:33:02 GMT -5
Post by zzapper on Jul 5, 2009 15:33:02 GMT -5
Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
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nkcazy
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I hope this happens to you....
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Jul 7, 2009 11:36:47 GMT -5
Post by nkcazy on Jul 7, 2009 11:36:47 GMT -5
"Son....i have something important to tell you...." "ya? what is it dad?" "We are all going to die son.....but the thing is not to panic..." "whats going to happen dad? i dont want to die before ive had sex!" "worry about that when the bombs start falling and you might want to pack some extra underware in that survival kit son..." "but...but...wait a minute....this is a trick huh? like some sort of test?" "no son, this is not a test. China is going to bomb us and we cant do anything 'bout it" "*starts to cry*BUT DAD!!! i wana live! why do those racist, egotistical, commie sons of a whore want to kill us??!!?!" "if i knew that i would tell you son(good thing he doesnt know im a government hitman and killed the chinese president)" "dad....when are the bombs going to fall?" "in approximately three hours...so i suggest you go get laid and quite a bit." "you sure 'bout this dad?" "yes son...now go out there!" *the son leaves and to get the gist of this story listen to the following music* www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDiM3R4V-4kwww.youtube.com/watch?v=nCI8NmfGX-U
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Jul 16, 2009 10:56:21 GMT -5
Post by zzapper on Jul 16, 2009 10:56:21 GMT -5
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nkcazy
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I hope this happens to you....
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Jul 16, 2009 13:26:18 GMT -5
Post by nkcazy on Jul 16, 2009 13:26:18 GMT -5
WTF?!?!?!i cant tell if it was funny or stupid...
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